A normal friend greets you with a smile and a handshake when you find in the Street.
A Yucatecan friend greets you with a big hug and instead of “Hello”, he says “When we go for two?”
A normal friend will follow to you where you go.
A Yucatecan friend also accompanies you to the end of the world … but depending on how many girls you have invited.
A normal friend gives you a Pepto-Bismol for your stomach ailment …
A Yucatecan friend asks you if you have choc nac and gives you a Coke with lemon.
A normal friend is able to get up on a Sunday if you ask …
A Yucatecan friend will never wake up early in a Sunday … Unless the plan includes baseball game and “Cochinita”.
A normal friend would use any chilli sausage to his tacos, cake or sandwich …
A Yucatecan friend will always ask for the habanero.